Friday, May 26, 2006

The End of the Republic

The current violations of the Constitution of these united States by Mr. Bush call for one of two responses: despair or insurrection. I'm told that despair is a sin. However, I doubt it is possible to pull enough "citizens" away from American Idol to mount a meaningful insurrection.

In other news, the Detroit News is reporting that it is now illegal for any teacher in Michigan to refer to citizens of these united States as "Americans."

(shrug)

I guess I'll just burn in hell.

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