Random Bat Shit

Dad Gone Mad describes his latest bout of insanity. I have to confess I have never stood on the dining room table in nothing but boxers and socks belting out Canada's national anthem, but I have been known to perform the Five Tibetan Rites in nothing but a thong in the middle of the kitchen floor (the only rug in the house; the ass gets a little sore doing that shit on hardwood). I should take some shots of that and put them up on Flickr. The world needs more pictures of a fat, hairy man in a thong contorting himself into odd positions.

And you're welcome.