You've Come a Long Way Baby!

First, men were all sexists pigs because they wanted their women home, barefoot, and pregnant. Now women are bitching because they are stuck in the office and have no husband or kids. I'm telling you, guys; hookers are the answer. Stay single, enjoy your own life, and use professionals to sate your lust.

I mean, do you really want to live with this? Worse, do you want it controlling your assets?

Just Say No.