Monday, November 21, 2005

Why Guys Stay Single

This is not a joke. This is the sort of "meaningful" conversations you will have with your wife after the honeymoon. A woman can literally suck the life out of you. Take it from someone who has been there; just don't do it.

The flip side, of course, is that she can have a complete life that is kept from you. That's just her "having her own space." Don't even think you have any right whatsoever to even ask the question. Just shut up and pay the bills. And make sure she knows exactly where you are and what you are doing, and who you are doing it with at all times. And be prepared to repeat verbatim every word of every conversation you have that she is not a personal witness to.

If that sounds like fun, then go ahead and get married.


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