"Spank Me Harder, Mr. Vox"

Sally obviously enjoyed it, as she came back for more. Has anyone done a comparative study of fundamentalists and feminists? While the symptoms are radically different, the underlying cause is identical: a complete denial of reality. Look, it really is quite simple; you can take the world as it is and accept that, or you can be a schizophrenic. Schizophrenia is OK by me; it's pretty easy to fool schizo women into performing any and every sex act imaginable. Just don't expect me to take you seriously when we discuss anything important.

SMACK!
"Thank you, Mr. Vox!"